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Retriever Golf Umbrella Stay Dry Stay Golden
£34.00 GBP
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Keep Dry While Your Dog Keeps You Honest
Ah, golf in the rain. Rather like playing chess during a mild flood, isn't it? This rather splendid 60 inch umbrella ensures you'll stay perfectly dry on the course whilst a rather guilt-inducing Retriever gazes down from above, silently judging your swing. It's functional, it's hilarious, and it will absolutely make your fellow golfers smile. Fair warning: you may find yourself using it far more diligently than usual, purely out of canine-induced shame.
Why Choose Our Retriever Umbrella
Exceptionally Strong Canopy: A generously sized 60 inch diameter keeps you properly protected from even the most determined downpour. Built to last through countless rounds and rather questionable weather decisions.
Effortless Opening: One gentle push of the automatic button and you're sheltered. No fiddling about in the wet like a hapless amateur.
Gorgeous Design: Black and white panels with a beautifully rendered Retriever that's utterly fetching and delightfully charming.
Engineered for Durability: Full fibreglass frame means this umbrella is as robust as it is marvellous. It won't let you down when the heavens open.
Product Details
Canopy Diameter: 60 inches
Material: Black and white fabric panels
Frame: Complete fibreglass construction for superior strength and longevity
Opening Mechanism: Push button automatic for quick, fuss-free deployment
This is the sort of umbrella that manages to be properly functional whilst also bringing genuine joy to your game. Rather good value for keeping both yourself and your dignity dry.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
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