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Personalised Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese Round Cheese Board
£29.99 GBP
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Right then, let's be honest. A cheese board might seem like rather an odd gift, but stick with me here. This is the sort of thing that arrives at your door and immediately makes you think, 'Oh, they really do understand me.' It's a proper showstopper for couples who've learned that the best evenings involve cheese, good company, and perhaps a mildly embarrassing pun or two.
Why Choose Our Personalised Cheese Board
Splendid Craftsmanship: Carved from sustainable Hevea wood with a gorgeous rotating knife compartment built right in. This isn't merely attractive, it's fabulously made to last years of happy gatherings and the occasional frantic chopping moment.
Rather Good Personalisation: Your names engraved in stylised capitals beneath our admittedly cheesy heart design, surrounded by those glorious Eurythmics inspired words about brie. We stand by this philosophy entirely.
Complete With Specialist Tools: Three stainless steel knives with wooden handles arrive ready to impress. A cheese fork, a Stilton knife, and a Cheddar knife because, well, different cheeses deserve proper respect.
Perfect Proportions: At 22cm round and just 4cm deep, this board is marvellous for sharing without dominating the table. Large enough for a proper spread, small enough to actually get round it for conversation.
Product Details
Materials: Sustainable Hevea wood with stainless steel and wooden handled knives
Dimensions: Board measures 22cm by 22cm by 4cm. Knives measure 12cm by 3cm at the handle
Personalisation: Up to 30 characters for your names, engraved in the format specified
Included: One round cheese board with integrated rotating knife compartment and three specialist cheese knives
Age Requirement: Must be 18 years or older to purchase due to knife inclusion
This is the sort of gift people remember. It works brilliantly for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or whenever you want to tell someone you rather fancy them but prefer to do it via a tasteful pun about dairy products. Order now and give someone a gift they'll actually reach for during those perfectly curated evenings that matter most.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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