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Pay Your Cheese Tax in Rather Splendid Style
Right, let's be honest. If you've ever caught a pug eyeing your cheese board with the sort of intensity usually reserved for hostage negotiations, you'll understand precisely why this apron exists. It's a gentle reminder that in any kitchen worth its salt, there's an unspoken agreement: the pug gets paid. In cheese. Immediately.
Why Choose Our Cheese Tax Pug Apron
The Guilt Factor Works Both Ways: Featuring a rather fetching pug whose expression communicates sophisticated knowledge of your fridge contents, this apron ensures you never forget the cardinal rule of cooking whilst a small dog is present.
Beautifully Made for Daily Wear: Constructed from a marvellous 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill blend, it's robust enough for serious cooking and fabulous enough for someone who actually cares how they look in the kitchen.
Adjustable Comfort: The self fabric neck tie features a sliding, adjustable buckle, because let's face it, one size rarely fits everyone, and this apron understands that without judgment.
Product Details
Material: 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton twill, weighing 190gsm for a properly substantial feel.
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 60 degrees Celsius for domestic use, or 85 degrees for industrial laundry. Ethically produced and WRAP Certified, because we rather think that matters.
The sort of apron that transforms kitchen duty into theatre. Your pug will approve. Mostly by staring.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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