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Mischievous Wire Haired Hot Dog Kids T-Shirt Small Pup Big Attitude
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For the Pint-Sized Troublemaker with Big Dreams
Right then. If your child moves at the speed of a particularly determined sausage dog, possesses the confidence of something far larger than themselves, and treats snack acquisition as a competitive sport, well, congratulations. You've rather successfully raised a Mischievous Hot Dog.
This soft, durable cotton t-shirt is cut for little humans with genuinely enormous personalities, which is to say it's practically armoured against chaos. Playtime, adventures, family cuddles with the actual family dog, muddy paws, snack crumbs, and stubborn streaks all appear to be entirely welcome here.
Why Choose Our Mischievous Hot Dog Tee
Certified Organic Cotton: Soft against delicate skin and rather pleasingly guilt-free. 155g per square metre of proper substance, not the sort of thing that falls apart after three washes.
Beautifully Crafted in the UK: Printed locally using low waste printing technology because we're fussy about these things.
Ethically Made: Produced in a renewable energy powered factory, thoroughly audited for social and sustainability credentials. No animals tested, no animal-derived products. Rather splendid all round.
Splendid for Gift Giving: Dachshund lovers, mini dog enthusiasts, and kids who've inexplicably decided they're basically sausages themselves all seem frightfully keen on it.
Product Details
Fabric: Certified organic cotton, 155g per square metre
Care Instructions: Wash in cool water, hang dry. Rather sensible, really.
Size Guide for Height and Chest in Centimetres: Ages 3 to 4 years, height 98cm, chest 60cm. Ages 5 to 6 years, height 112cm, chest 66cm. Ages 7 to 8 years, height 125cm, chest 70cm. Ages 9 to 10 years, height 136cm, chest 75cm. Ages 11 to 12 years, height 147cm, chest 84cm.
How to Measure: Chest measurement taken all around just below the armpits. Height is your child's natural standing height. If your child falls between two sizes, do opt for the larger.
Manufacturing: GM free. Not tested on animals. Contains no animal-derived products.
This tee rather cleverly pairs with absolutely everything a busy child throws at their wardrobe, which is undoubtedly part of its appeal. Fair warning though: once they're wearing this, spontaneous sausage dog impressions and rather persistent demands for treats become genuinely unavoidable.
Grab yours before this becomes the one item every kid mysteriously needs.
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