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Long Haired Dachshund Hoodie Small Legs Big Attitude
£45.00 GBP
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The Hoodie Your Dachshund Would Wear If They Had Opposable Thumbs
Look, we'll be honest. This isn't just a hoodie. It's a rather splendid declaration of your appreciation for dogs with the proportions of a furry potato and the temperament of a tiny dictator. Featuring The Mischievous Hot Dog, this pullover captures every ounce of sass, stubbornness, and snack-obsession that makes long haired dachshunds utterly irresistible.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Hoodie
Demands Attention: Prepare yourself for unsolicited compliments from fellow dog enthusiasts. Yes, strangers will absolutely start conversations with you about this.
Refuses to Leave Your Side: Once you put it on, you may struggle to take it off. The cosy factor is rather remarkable, if we do say so ourselves.
Built for Dog People: Whether you're a devoted dog dad, a dachshund fanatic, or someone who simply appreciates a canine with genuine personality, this is gloriously your garment.
Product Details
Material: Certified organic cotton pullover hoodie, 300 grams per square metre.
Care: Wash in cool water and hang dry to maintain that fabulous feel.
Sustainability: Made in a renewable energy powered factory using low waste printing technology. Genetically modified organism free, not tested on animals, and contains no animal derived products.
Size Guide
Measurements in centimetres.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all the way around your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure around your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between sizes, opt for the larger of the two.
Add this rather good hoodie to your collection today and join the quietly devoted community of dachshund admirers.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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