Kitchen Patrol Apron for Bernese Mountain Dog Lovers

Name: Kitchen Patrol Apron for Bernese Mountain Dog Lovers
Brand: Bon Dog
SKU: BERNAP
Price: 26.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

BON DOG

£26.00 GBP

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The Cheese Tax Collector's Essential Uniform

Right then. If you own a Bernese Mountain Dog, you'll know that sharing your kitchen with one is rather like living under a benevolent dictatorship where all dairy products are subject to immediate confiscation. This splendid apron is designed for those of us who've accepted this glorious reality and decided to look rather good whilst our fluffy kitchen assistants audit our cheese supplies.

Why Choose Our Kitchen Patrol Apron

Marvellously Made Fabric: Our 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton twill blend is properly hardwearing and ethically produced, so you can feel fabulous whilst protecting yourself from the inevitable food casualties.
Adjustable Neck Tie: A self fabric neck tie with sliding buckle means one size fits most, which is rather convenient when you've just polished off a rather large lunch.
Fabulously Practical: Industrial laundry durability at 85 degrees Celsius, or a gentler domestic wash at 60 degrees Celsius. This apron takes proper care of itself.
Ethically Crafted: WRAP Certified production ensures this is beautifully made with integrity at every stage.

Product Details

Material Composition: 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton twill
Weight: 190gsm across all colours
Neck Feature: Self fabric tie with adjustable sliding buckle
Care Instructions: Industrial wash up to 85 degrees Celsius, domestic wash 60 degrees Celsius
Production Standard: WRAP Certified

Rather splendid for anyone who's learned that kitchen life with a Bernese Mountain Dog requires both humour and preparation. Order yours today and accept your delightfully inevitable fate.

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