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A Rather Splendid Face Cloth With Actual Personality
Right, so here is the thing about most face cloths: they are, how shall we put this, desperately boring. Ours, on the other hand, feature a rather fetching Beach Monkey clutching a surfboard, machine embroidered with the sort of care that makes us feel almost respectable. They are soft, genuinely useful, and—this is the bit we are quite proud of—they do not take themselves remotely seriously.
Why Choose Our Beach Monkey Surfboard Face Cloth
Gorgeously Soft Cotton: Made from super soft cotton that is kind to all skin types and actually feels rather marvellous against your face. No scratching, no fussing about, just proper comfort.
Custom Machine Embroidery: Each cloth is embroidered to order with our Beach Monkey design. It is the sort of detail that transforms a face cloth from practical necessity into something you might actually want to show people.
Ten Rather Good Colour Options: Because life is too short for boring bathroom textiles. Choose from Bold and Classic shades like Black, Navy, Steel, or White. Go Bright and Fun with Bright Pink, Dazzle Blue, Mustard Yellow, or Teal. Or opt for something Rich and Earthy like Fir Green or Wine.
Product Details
Material: Super soft cotton for durability and comfort
Design: Hand selected Beach Monkey with Surfboard embroidery, meticulously applied
Available Colours: Black, Navy, Steel, White, Bright Pink, Dazzle Blue, Mustard Yellow, Teal, Fir Green, Wine
Craftsmanship: Each cloth is made with genuine care and attention to detail, meaning no two are quite identical
These face cloths are the sort of thing that arrives in your bathroom and immediately makes the whole room feel rather more interesting. They are practical, they look splendid, and they make genuinely rather good gifts for people who are difficult to shop for.
Select your colour and treat yourself to a face cloth that is actually worth using every morning.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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