You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Greeting Card

Name: You Haven't Strangled Each Other Yet Greeting Card
Brand: Sostter
Price: 2.5 GBP
Availability: InStock

FAY DIXON DESIGN

£2.50 GBP

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The Survival Guide for Couples, Wrapped in Card Form

Let's be honest: if you've made it this far without resorting to dramatic measures, that rather deserves celebration. This is the greeting card for those of us navigating the delightful minefield of shared living, shared opinions, and shared Netflix passwords.

Why Choose Our Greeting Card

Perfectly Timed Humour: A gentle, self-aware reminder that staying together is actually quite the achievement. Delivered with wit rather than saccharine sentiment.

Beautifully Crafted: Printed on 300gsm recycled board with a lovely textured finish that feels rather good in hand, not mass-produced and crass.

Thoughtfully Designed: A6 size, blank inside for your own words, and arrives with a crisp white envelope ready to post or present.

Product Details

Size: A6 format, perfectly proportioned for display on a mantelpiece or desk

Material: 300gsm white recycled board with textured surface

Interior: Blank, leaving room for your own message

Packaging: Includes white envelope

For anniversaries, relationship milestones, or simply because you'd like to acknowledge that you're both still speaking, this card delivers genuine warmth wrapped in honest humour.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

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RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

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