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Plants Not People Funny Badge or Magnet

Plants Not People Funny Badge or Magnet

£3.00 GBP
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For the plant parent who'd rather spend time with their succulents than at small talk, this rather splendid handmade badge or magnet is your new best friend. We've lovingly illustrated and crafted it using FSC-certified paper, because we believe your sense of humour deserves a bit of environmental consciousness alongside it.

Why Choose Our Plants Not People Badge?

Beautifully Crafted in the UK: Each badge is handmade with care, using sustainably sourced materials that actually mean something. No mass production, no corners cut, just proper attention to detail.

Choose Your Perfect Finish: Whether you fancy a magnet for your fridge, a safety pin for your jacket, or a slide-on back for something more discreet, we've got you covered with three utterly fetching options.

The Perfect Size: At approximately 38mm, it's large enough to make a statement but dainty enough to slip through the letterbox for a rather lovely surprise delivery.

Product Details

Size: Approximately 38mm

Material: FSC-certified paper, beautifully hand-illustrated

Back Attachment Options: Choose from magnet, plastic safety slide-on back, or safety pin

Gift Ready: Each badge arrives on a colourful backing card, perfectly presented and ready to delight

Safety: Magnets should be kept away from children and animals as a precaution. Safety pins are best suited to adults due to their sharp edges. The slide-on back is our recommended choice for younger gift recipients.

Ideal for plant lovers, introverts, gardeners, stocking fillers, party favours, or anyone who appreciates a bit of witty understatement. Sending direct to the gift recipient? Pop a note at checkout and we'll include a handwritten message from you, making it all rather more personal and rather more lovely.

Order today and give someone a glorious little reminder that they're not alone in preferring chlorophyll to conversation.

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SHIPPING + RETURNS


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This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY
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Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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