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I'm Not a Hoarder I'm a Hero Men's Vinyl T-Shirt
£19.99 GBP
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Rescue Vinyl. Look Rather Good Doing It.
Right, let's be honest. You don't have a record collection problem. You have a record collection solution, and this splendid tee announces it to the world with the sort of charming self-awareness only a true vinyl enthusiast can muster. Soft, properly made, and utterly fetching, it's the perfect way to celebrate your glorious hobby without actually apologising for it.
Why Choose Our Men's Vinyl T-Shirt
Marvellously Durable Fabric: Crafted from 100 percent US cotton that's been ethically produced, this shirt strikes that rather good balance between comfort and longevity. You'll want to wear it to record shops, concerts, and casual hangouts alike.
Beautifully Constructed: Shoulder tape keeps everything stable and prevents stretching, whilst the seamless ribbed collar maintains its shape wash after wash. One piece knitting means less waste and more conscience-easing.
Fabulous for Printing: The smooth, strong fabric holds our design with gorgeous clarity. That witty message deserves to shine.
Product Details
Material: 100 percent US cotton, ethically sourced and sustainably made
Construction: Single piece knit without side seams, shoulder tape for stability, seamless ribbed collar
Care Instructions: Machine wash warm at maximum 40 degrees Celsius. Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry on medium heat. Do not iron or dry clean.
This is the sort of tee that gets better with age and wear. Order yours today and join the cheerful ranks of misunderstood collectors everywhere.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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