Long Haired Dachshund Tee Mischievous Hot Dog Energy

£24.00 GBP

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The Tee for Those Owned by Tiny Dictators

Right then, let's be honest. If you own a Dachshund, you don't have a pet so much as a small, furry overlord with impeccable taste in fashion. This rather splendid tee is specifically engineered for those of us who understand the peculiar joy of being completely bossed about by something that weighs less than a loaf of bread.

Why Choose Our Long Haired Dachshund Tee

Gorgeously Soft, Breathable Fabric: Perfect for those long walks you're apparently obligated to take, or the considerably more appealing option of napping together while they judge you with their eyes.

Original, High Quality Print: Your Dachshund's personality deserves artwork that doesn't fade after three washes. Ours won't.

Ethically Made from Certified Organic Cotton: Sustainably produced in a renewable energy powered factory because even hot dogs deserve a greener planet, and so do you.

Low Waste Printing Technology: We've rather obsessively optimised our production methods so you can feel properly virtuous while wearing it.

Product Details

Material: Certified Organic Cotton, 155 grams per square metre.

Care Instructions: Wash in cool water and hang dry. This isn't rocket science, but we thought we'd mention it anyway.

Ethical Credentials: GM free, not tested on animals, contains no animal derived products, and made in a factory audited for social and sustainability standards.

Size Guide in Centimetres

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between sizes, go for the larger of the two.

Fair warning: wearing this may result in uncontrollable hot dog cravings and an entirely justified sense of superiority amongst fellow Dachshund enthusiasts. Order today and join the ranks of those who understand that the best tee is one that celebrates the glorious chaos of dachshund ownership.

Colour White Athletic Grey Moss Green Denim Blue Stone Blue Slate Grey Oat

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RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

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