Bernese Mountain Dog Hoodie for Men Cosy Warm and Rather Good

$52.00 USD

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Rather like having a four-legged therapist on permanent standby, except this one never needs feeding and sheds precisely zero dog hair onto your sofa. Our Bernese Mountain Dog hoodie wraps you in the same comforting warmth you'd get from an actual Giant Furry Friend, minus the muddy paws and the rather expensive vet bills.

Whether you're pottering about at home, braving the elements on a weekend walk, or simply need a cuddle-ready companion for those genuinely chilly days, this is the sort of hoodie that makes you wonder why you ever wore anything else.

Why Choose Our Bernese Mountain Dog Hoodie

Ethically Made and Rather Splendid: Crafted from certified organic cotton in a renewable energy powered factory. No corners cut, no animals harmed, no conscience required to feel marvellous about your purchase.

The Print That Lasts: Low waste printing technology means your furry friend stays gloriously vibrant, wash after wash, without the environmental guilt.

Properly Handsome Fit: Available in nine sizes from XS to 5XL, because one-size-fits-all is a lie nobody should have to tolerate.

Fabric That Actually Works: 300g per square metre of organic cotton pull-over construction. Warm, breathable, and fabulously made to last longer than your typical internet purchase.

Product Details

Material: Certified Organic Cotton, 300g per square metre

Construction: Pullover hoody with drawstring and kangaroo pocket

Sustainability: Genetically modified free, low waste printing technology, made in factory audited for social and environmental standards

Care Instructions: Wash cool water, hang dry. Keep your furry friend in pristine condition with minimal fuss.

Size Guide in Centimetres

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Height	171	175	179	183	189	195	195	195	195
Chest	86	93	99	104	116	129	135	142	162
Waist	71	76	81	89	99	112	119	130	137

Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.

Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.

Height: Your natural height.

If you fall between sizes, do go for the larger of the two. Better roomy than regretful.

This is rather the sort of hoodie that finds its way into regular rotation. The kind you reach for again and again. Rather good timing to claim yours before this becomes the one that got away.

Colour Light Heather Navy Oat Slate Grey Stone Blue

Size S M L XL XXL XXXL XXXXL XXXXXL

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

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