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Wrap Yourself in Rather Good Luxury
There's something rather marvellous about a towel that doesn't just do the job, but does it with genuine style and a splash of personality. Our Funky Crab Personalised Towels are machine embroidered to order in 100 percent cotton, sustainably sourced and utterly fetching. They're the sort of thing that makes you actually want to look at your bathroom, which is saying something.
Why Choose Our Funky Crab Personalised Towels
- Gorgeously Soft Cotton: 100 percent super soft cotton, sustainably sourced because we rather care about the planet. Your skin will thank you every single time.
- Beautifully Crafted Embroidery: Each towel features a charming Funky Crab design, machine embroidered with high quality viscose thread from sustainably sourced plant extracts. Properly handsome attention to detail, that.
- The Right Size for You: Hand Towel (50cm x 90cm), Bath Towel (70cm x 130cm), Bath Sheet (100cm x 150cm), or choose a bundled set for better value. Even hooded versions for the little ones, which are rather splendid for bath time.
- Colour That Actually Suits Something: Bold and classic Black, Navy, Steel, White. Bright and fun Bright Pink, Dazzle Blue, Mustard Yellow, Teal. Rich and earthy Fir Green, Wine. There's genuinely something here.
Product Details
- Available Sizes and Prices: Hand Towel from 15 pounds, Bath Towel from 20 pounds, Bath Sheet from 23 pounds. Bundled sets from 21.50 pounds to 40 pounds. Hooded Bath Towels at 30 pounds (ages 5 to 6) and Hooded Bath Sheets at 35 pounds (age 7 upwards).
- Made with Care: Each towel is embroidered with precision, reflecting our commitment to quality craftsmanship and sustainability. Handcrafted with genuine attention to detail.
- Perfect for You or as a Gift: An eco-friendly present that actually means something, for someone who appreciates the finer things (and a spot of crab-based whimsy).
Select your preferred colour and size now. These won't hang about forever, and once you experience how rather good they are, you'll understand why.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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