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The Card You Never Knew You Needed (But Absolutely Do)
Let's be honest, sometimes the occasion calls for something a bit more forthright than a cupcake and a smiley face. This rather splendid greeting card says what you're probably thinking, with just enough cheek to make the recipient smile despite themselves. It's the sort of thing that lands on a desk or mantelpiece and gets passed around the office like contraband.
Why Choose Our Greeting Card?
Beautifully Crafted: Printed on 300gsm recycled board with a wonderfully textured finish that feels genuinely rather good in your hands, not like something mass-produced in a warehouse you'd rather not think about.
Considerate Design: A6 sized, which is to say perfectly proportioned for actual humans, not dollhouses.
Blank Canvas Inside: Entirely blank inside, leaving the field gloriously open for your own words. Or drawings. Or disappointed silence. We don't judge.
Environmentally Conscious: Made from white recycled board because we're marginally less awful than we used to be.
Includes Everything: Comes with a crisp white envelope, so you can post it to someone and watch their face when they open it from a safe distance.
Product Details
Size: A6 (105 x 148mm, roughly the size of a sensible postcard)
Card Stock: 300gsm white recycled board with textured finish
Interior: Completely blank
Envelope: White, included
This is the card for moments that demand a bit more honesty than convention usually allows. Rather fabulous for apologies, commiserations, or just telling someone their day is, well, exactly as they suspected.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect. Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience.
Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently. Explore our British makers, discover sustainable brands, browse women-led businesses, find the perfect gift for her, or simply wander through our new arrivals and see what finds you.
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Sostter is more than a marketplace. We're here to inspire a more thoughtful way to shop — one that celebrates the makers, the dreamers, and the independent brands doing things properly. Every brand on Sostter has been individually vetted for its originality, quality, and values. From sustainable fashion and ethical homeware to handmade jewellery and design-led gifts — all brought together in one considered space. Browse by location, by purpose, or simply wander and see what finds you. Want to sell with us? We'd love to hear from you.
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