Happy Birthday You Old Bat Card Funny Greeting Card

Name: Happy Birthday You Old Bat Card Funny Greeting Card
Brand: Sostter
Price: 3.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

RICHARD DARANI

€3,95 EUR

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The Birthday Card That Actually Gets a Laugh

Look, we understand. Finding a birthday card that doesn't make you cringe is rather like finding a hat that actually fits. This one, mercifully, does the job splendidly. It features an adorable kawaii bat with just enough cheek to land properly with anyone who appreciates affectionate teasing and genuinely good humour.

Why Choose Our Birthday Card

Cheeky but Charming The bat illustration blends mischievous sass with maximum cuteness, striking that rather difficult balance between funny and actually endearing.

Blank Inside for Your Own Wit We've left the inside mercifully empty so you can add your own personalised message. Surely you can manage something more clever than whatever's printed on the average card.

Properly Made Printed with genuinely high quality detail that doesn't look like it came from a Victorian printing press or a budget bin.

Envelope Included Because nothing says thought and care quite like delivering your message in something other than a crumpled sandwich bag.

Product Details

Design Kawaii bat illustration with birthday messaging, fabulously made for maximum impact.

Paper Quality High quality cardstock that feels rather good in hand.

Size Standard greeting card dimensions.

What's Inside Mercifully blank, awaiting your own witty contribution.

Included Matching envelope.

Send this one soon. These utterly fetching cards tend to find their way into people's hands rather quickly, and your mate's birthday isn't getting any younger. Neither are we, frankly.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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