{"product_id":"the-ultimate-guilt-trip-basset-hound-greeting-card","title":"Basset Hound Guilt Trip Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Saddest Eyes in Stationery Form\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAh, the Basset Hound. Nature's most accomplished guilt-inducer, now immortalised on card stock. This rather splendid greeting card features an original watercolour painting that captures every ounce of canine melancholy you've ever felt. Whether you're apologising for the biscuit incident, marking a birthday, or simply reminding someone how much you care, this card does the heavy emotional lifting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Basset Hound Greeting Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeautifully Crafted Original Art:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-painted watercolour by artist Bon Allen, ensuring each card feels genuinely personal and rather good indeed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quality That Feels Like It:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300gsm Tintoretto Gesso card stock gives proper substance and that utterly fetching tactile quality that makes recipients pause and appreciate what they're holding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Pet Lovers:\u003c\/strong\u003e If you know someone who finds Basset Hounds impossibly endearing, or anyone who understands the language of big sad eyes, this one's for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThoughtfully Packaged:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives with a coordinating Kraft envelope and wrapped in compostable packaging, because good taste extends to how we treat the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 148mm x 148mm square format, just the right size to make an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Stock:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300gsm Tintoretto Gesso, fabulously made and a joy to write on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e One greeting card and one Kraft envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compostable, naturally.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this card soon. We find these rather good ones have a way of becoming keepsakes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bon Dog","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47012252057828,"sku":"BHTGKE","price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/4_f618cde9-9470-47a6-9b64-3417662d74a5.png?v=1762952845","url":"https:\/\/sostter.pro\/products\/the-ultimate-guilt-trip-basset-hound-greeting-card","provider":"Sostter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}