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Playtime, adventures, family cuddles with the actual family dog, muddy paws, snack crumbs, and stubborn streaks all appear to be entirely welcome here.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Mischievous Hot Dog Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCertified Organic Cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft against delicate skin and rather pleasingly guilt-free. 155g per square metre of proper substance, not the sort of thing that falls apart after three washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeautifully Crafted in the UK:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed locally using low waste printing technology because we're fussy about these things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Made:\u003c\/strong\u003e Produced in a renewable energy powered factory, thoroughly audited for social and sustainability credentials. No animals tested, no animal-derived products. Rather splendid all round.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplendid for Gift Giving:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dachshund lovers, mini dog enthusiasts, and kids who've inexplicably decided they're basically sausages themselves all seem frightfully keen on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Certified organic cotton, 155g per square metre\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash in cool water, hang dry. Rather sensible, really.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide for Height and Chest in Centimetres:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ages 3 to 4 years, height 98cm, chest 60cm. Ages 5 to 6 years, height 112cm, chest 66cm. Ages 7 to 8 years, height 125cm, chest 70cm. Ages 9 to 10 years, height 136cm, chest 75cm. Ages 11 to 12 years, height 147cm, chest 84cm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to Measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chest measurement taken all around just below the armpits. Height is your child's natural standing height. If your child falls between two sizes, do opt for the larger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eManufacturing:\u003c\/strong\u003e GM free. Not tested on animals. Contains no animal-derived products.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee rather cleverly pairs with absolutely everything a busy child throws at their wardrobe, which is undoubtedly part of its appeal. 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