{"product_id":"long-fennel-stem","title":"Faux Fennel Stem for Relaxed Natural Style","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGreenery Without the Commitment\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your gardening track record resembles that of a distracted goldfish, fret not. This Faux Fennel Stem brings all the lush charm of nature with none of the needy chlorophyll drama. It looks convincingly real, behaves impeccably faux, and won’t demand anything of you—except perhaps a tasteful vessel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Faux Fennel Stem?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHyper realistic texture:\u003c\/strong\u003e Feathery fronds so genuine-looking, even your nosy neighbour might comment on your green thumb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDelightfully versatile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Equally at ease in a modern flat, country kitchen, or that peculiar corner next to the radiator you call a nook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUtterly low maintenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e No need to water, prune, or apologise for forgetting its existence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyled like a pro:\u003c\/strong\u003e Looks marvellous alongside eucalyptus or wild stems, as if you know what you’re doing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 76 cm – tall enough to say something, polite enough not to shout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpread:\u003c\/strong\u003e 26 cm – perfectly proportioned for subtle impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium plastic with botanical shading – splendidly convincing even close up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Botanical green – smugly natural without the worry of it going yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd a splash of greenery without the horticultural hassle. A rather good choice for anyone allergic to commitment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sostter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46287417409764,"sku":"22611","price":22.45,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/b79c713061a687b38325f640fe7848bf.jpg?v=1757318555","url":"https:\/\/sostter.pro\/products\/long-fennel-stem","provider":"Sostter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}