{"product_id":"biggest-fan-funny-watermelon-birthday-card","title":"Biggest Fan Watermelon Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Birthday Card Your Friends Will Actually Keep\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, we won't pretend this is just another birthday card. It's a watermelon in full cheerleader regalia, pom-poms and all, genuinely excited to celebrate someone's special day. Rather marvellous, if we do say so.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Watermelon Birthday Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUtterly Fetching Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-crafted watermelon wedge cheerleader complete with pom-poms, pleated skirt, and rather endearing legs. It's absurd in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProperly Handsome Execution:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on substantial 350gsm smooth silk card stock in the UK, because we believe birthday cards deserve to feel rather good in your hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e All yours to fill with whatever cheerful nonsense seems appropriate. Maximum creative freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplendid for Summer Celebrations:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether it's a friend's birthday, family milestone, or anyone who appreciates a fruit-based pun with genuine enthusiasm, this delivers the goods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A6 format at 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly portable without being inconveniently small.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e 350gsm smooth silk card, designed and printed thoughtfully in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e One card, one kraft envelope, and absolutely zero watermelon seeds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anyone celebrating a birthday who doesn't take themselves frightfully seriously. Summer parties. Pun enthusiasts. People who appreciate a cheerleader vegetable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this rather fabulous card before the moment passes. Birthdays, as you know, are rather fleeting things.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Richard Darani","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47015018168548,"sku":"RD0075S","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/biggest-fan-watermelon-birthday-card-625068.jpg?v=1762986105","url":"https:\/\/sostter.pro\/en-us\/products\/biggest-fan-funny-watermelon-birthday-card","provider":"Sostter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}