Wooden Menace 11 foot 2 inch Inflatable Paddle Board with Kayak Seat

Name: Wooden Menace 11 foot 2 inch Inflatable Paddle Board with Kayak Seat
Brand: Sostter
Price: 457.95 GBP
Availability: InStock

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€457,95 EUR ~~€731,95 EUR~~

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The Rather Splendid All-Purpose Paddle Board That Does Rather a Lot

Meet the Wooden Menace. I'll admit the name is a touch dramatic for what is, essentially, a beautifully crafted hybrid paddle board that sits rather nicely between a standard all-rounder and a proper touring board. It's 11 foot 2 inches of genuinely useful design—slightly longer than our shorter cousins, with a more shapely nose that makes it track straighter and glide fractionally faster. Think of it as the Goldilocks of paddle boards, if Goldilocks enjoyed covering distances and looking rather good doing it.

Why Choose Our Wooden Menace?

Two Boards in One: It arrives with everything you need to convert from SUP to kayak in moments. Seat, paddle, the lot. Your family gains instant flexibility without the guilt of storage.

Genuinely Gorgeous Construction: Our premium Fusion build wrapped in a wood effect finish means you get a board that looks like a proper hard board but inflates in minutes. Best of both worlds, really.

Built for Real Life: 250 litres of volume handles up to 165kg. The high-traction diamond-cut deck pad keeps you steady when conditions get a bit damp. Three carry handles and bungee straps mean you can actually transport the thing and bring a picnic.

Everything Included: Coiled leash, quick-release waist belt, wheeled carry bag, conversion paddle. No separate hunting required.

Product Details

Dimensions and Performance: 11 foot 2 inches by 32 inches by 4.7 inches, delivering 250 litres of volume. Maximum rider weight 165kg. Maximum pressure 22psi.

Fin Configuration: US box centre fin with two slide-in side fins. The removable middle fin lets you adjust performance to suit your mood or the weather.

Finishing Touches: Beautifully wood-effect exterior that honestly looks rather fetching. Full paper packaging because single-use plastics are ghastly.

What's in the Box: The board itself, kayak conversion seat, SUP and kayak paddle, premium wheeled bag, coiled leash, and quick-release waist belt.

Shipping: Order before midday and your board arrives tomorrow. Rather efficient, if I say so myself.

Limited Offer: Purchase any two inflatable paddle boards or kayaks and receive 10 percent off. Use code TWINPACK at checkout.

This is a full package solution for families, distance paddlers, and anyone who enjoys rather splendid water-based adventures without the faffing about.

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